Bodtonfot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil dugong.

Bodtonfot created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodtonfot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bodtonfot, she will turn you into a dog.

Bodtonfot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bodtonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bodtonfot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

5. Hide from purple sheep for they are unholy.