Budbemnat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise donkey.

Budbemnat created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budbemnat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budbemnat, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Budbemnat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Budbemnat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Do not gather at walls at midday.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Budbemnat on top of all buildings.