Tikflowfob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable finch.

Tikflowfob created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikflowfob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tikflowfob, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tikflowfob's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tikflowfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to whales while wearing cyan shirts.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.