Fudbimziggov is a god.

She takes the form of a small, vain penguin.

Fudbimziggov created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fudbimziggov, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fudbimziggov, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fudbimziggov's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fudbimziggov's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing purple skirts.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Do not prepare rice while wearing shirts.