Febcarpakfut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable porpoise.

Febcarpakfut created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Febcarpakfut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Febcarpakfut, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Febcarpakfut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Febcarpakfut's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

5. Never record numbers.