Hogyatflag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, confident hedgehog.

Hogyatflag created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogyatflag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hogyatflag, he will turn you into a snail.

Hogyatflag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hogyatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Never eat bread.

3. You must love Hogyatflag.

4. Never feed strawberries to squirrels while wearing shorts.

5. Never mix spinach with ash.