Cumhonhub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome weasel.

Cumhonhub created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Cumhonhub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cumhonhub, she will think nothing of it.

Cumhonhub's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cumhonhub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cumhonhub.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must pray to Cumhonhub six times a day.