Labfigbom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil cow.

Labfigbom created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labfigbom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Labfigbom, she will manifest in front of you.

Labfigbom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Labfigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never paint your back pink.