Kambigwan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fussy wolf.

Kambigwan created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kambigwan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kambigwan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kambigwan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kambigwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never eat rice.