Cibdusspak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident mongoose.

Cibdusspak created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Cibdusspak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cibdusspak, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cibdusspak's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cibdusspak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Retreat if seven whales approach from the east.

3. Never wear blue coats.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Do not prepare lemons while wearing trousers.