Febnutflow is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, happy hedgehog.

Febnutflow created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febnutflow, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Febnutflow, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Febnutflow's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Febnutflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never look at comets.