Zakvankad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain toad.

Zakvankad created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Zakvankad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zakvankad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zakvankad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zakvankad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not consume carrots at dawn.