Quafratmot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous wolf.

Quafratmot created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafratmot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quafratmot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quafratmot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quafratmot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Never talk about fire.