Ruttflisnell is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak shark.

Ruttflisnell created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttflisnell, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttflisnell, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Ruttflisnell's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ruttflisnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never wear purple jumpers.

4. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not listen to music.