Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless cat.

Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg, it will send you a sign.

Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to mites while wearing orange skirts.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never feed corn to otters while wearing blue dresses.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ligominzag Dubsawdodfligveg loves rats, so they must be respected.