Raw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful naga.

Raw created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Raw, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Raw, she will boil you in a big pot.

Raw's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Raw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away from purple birds, for they are unholy.