Afgadcetpodcutcid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured centipede.

Afgadcetpodcutcid created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afgadcetpodcutcid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Afgadcetpodcutcid, it will laugh at you.

Afgadcetpodcutcid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Afgadcetpodcutcid's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.