Yamfighig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent crocodile.

Yamfighig created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamfighig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamfighig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yamfighig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yamfighig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Never wear mauve tights.

4. Never record names.

5. Never talk about foxes.