Dimratbug Baf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil human.

Dimratbug Baf created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dimratbug Baf, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimratbug Baf, it will curse you with boils.

Dimratbug Baf's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dimratbug Baf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dimratbug Baf.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never travel toward the south during spring.

5. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.