Wegtaront is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying sheep.

Wegtaront created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegtaront, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegtaront, he will turn you into a mole.

Wegtaront's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Wegtaront's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.