Catcibbast is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident crocodile.

Catcibbast created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catcibbast, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catcibbast, he will try to impress you with trees.

Catcibbast's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Catcibbast's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never gather seven foxes in one place.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Shun those given to greed.