Flapdidlik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, flying yak.

Flapdidlik created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapdidlik, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flapdidlik, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flapdidlik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flapdidlik's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never chant while facing south.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flapdidlik.