Danyaksis is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy dolphin.

Danyaksis created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danyaksis, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Danyaksis, she will think nothing of it.

Danyaksis' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Danyaksis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

3. Always remove tights before touching lead.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Do not sit at mountains.