Mot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, smart warg.

Mot created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mot, it will jump up and down on your head.

Mot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Put Mot first in all things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.