Sitarpbid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying wren.

Sitarpbid created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Sitarpbid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitarpbid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sitarpbid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sitarpbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant at mountains.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear fawn dresses on sacred days.

5. Do not speak about apples.