Genhugflow is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, astonishing cobra.

Genhugflow created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Genhugflow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Genhugflow, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Genhugflow's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Genhugflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.