Tofciss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, clever alligator.

Tofciss created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofciss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tofciss, it will turn you into a rat.

Tofciss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tofciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never sit near badgers.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Never speak at dawn.