Dubriphog Camtargvan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish giraffe.

Dubriphog Camtargvan created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubriphog Camtargvan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dubriphog Camtargvan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubriphog Camtargvan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dubriphog Camtargvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Hide if six gulls approach from the west.

3. You must pray to Dubriphog Camtargvan eight times a day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubriphog Camtargvan.

5. Do not jump at crossroads.