Cidsatwap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, benevolent octopus.

Cidsatwap created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidsatwap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cidsatwap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cidsatwap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cidsatwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Always store beans above ground.

4. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.