Xemapptag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, weak fairy.

Xemapptag created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemapptag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xemapptag, she will cry a lot.

Xemapptag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xemapptag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Never prepare rice during autumn.

5. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.