Madsadlen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful meerkat.

Madsadlen created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Madsadlen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Madsadlen, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Madsadlen's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Madsadlen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Madsadlen on top of all buildings.

5. Always act with purity.