Konfligtom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate goat.

Konfligtom created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konfligtom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Konfligtom, he will turn you into a mouse.

Konfligtom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Konfligtom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.