Sinmismet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient wombat.

Sinmismet created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Sinmismet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sinmismet, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sinmismet's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sinmismet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Never handle tin while unclean.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Learn five new languages a year.