Tipwoddad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful raven.

Tipwoddad created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipwoddad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipwoddad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tipwoddad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tipwoddad's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight badgers in one place.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not consume apples at dawn.