Nillarnjin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, generous slug.

Nillarnjin created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillarnjin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nillarnjin, it will turn you into a frog.

Nillarnjin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nillarnjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Nillarnjin loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.