Mithentom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish narwhal.

Mithentom created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mithentom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mithentom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mithentom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mithentom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near sharks while wearing violet rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the north.