Rowpassitbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing finch.

Rowpassitbom created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowpassitbom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rowpassitbom, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rowpassitbom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rowpassitbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at midday.

2. Hide from purple dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Rowpassitbom loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.