Fomdabpin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing bat.

Fomdabpin created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdabpin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fomdabpin, she will think nothing of it.

Fomdabpin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fomdabpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Always obey Fomdabpin's priests.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.