Dunboncab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient jackal.

Dunboncab created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Dunboncab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunboncab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dunboncab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dunboncab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep five foxes in a large pit.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.