Gadvolkip Bunmapben is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omniscient dragonfly.

Gadvolkip Bunmapben created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadvolkip Bunmapben, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gadvolkip Bunmapben, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gadvolkip Bunmapben's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gadvolkip Bunmapben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gadvolkip Bunmapben.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Always help sick foxes.