Hunkiptap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered wolf.

Hunkiptap created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunkiptap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunkiptap, he will make you grow a tail.

Hunkiptap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hunkiptap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hunkiptap seven times a day.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Always wear black.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.