Fobbapfob is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, witty rhinoceros.

Fobbapfob created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fobbapfob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fobbapfob, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fobbapfob's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fobbapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four snails in one place.

2. Never gather six ants near bridges.

3. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never paint your neck fawn.