Janloopcit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable human.

Janloopcit created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janloopcit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Janloopcit, she will turn you into a mole.

Janloopcit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Janloopcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always remove ear rings before touching titanium.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never prepare wheat during spring.

5. Never touch oil while tainted.