Nullfligzen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent naga.

Nullfligzen created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullfligzen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nullfligzen, it will destroy your home planet.

Nullfligzen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nullfligzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nullfligzen's name in vain.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

4. Do not consume onions at dawn.

5. Always pray immersed in water.