Bestvinlid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, impressive fairy.

Bestvinlid created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestvinlid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bestvinlid, it will turn you into a rock.

Bestvinlid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bestvinlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

2. Never stain your hands with purple.

3. Never allow manatees to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention sharks.