Homlogsad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate mongoose.

Homlogsad created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Homlogsad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Homlogsad, he will turn you into a tree.

Homlogsad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Homlogsad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.