Gepbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, amazing yak.

Gepbun created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepbun, it will turn you into a tree.

Gepbun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gepbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing cyan rings and balancing four iron spheres on your arms.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to aardvarks while wearing gray stockings.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Never prepare strawberries during autumn.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.