Megnigril is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, caring parrot.

Megnigril created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megnigril, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megnigril, it will turn you into a puffin.

Megnigril's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Megnigril's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Megnigril on top of all buildings.