Popyokmil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish lobster.

Popyokmil created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Popyokmil, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Popyokmil, he will have a low opinion of you.

Popyokmil's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Popyokmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in autumn.

2. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

3. Run away from blue dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popyokmil.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.