Rillminmin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent dugong.

Rillminmin created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillminmin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillminmin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rillminmin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rillminmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Rillminmin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away if seven ducks approach from the west.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.