Nurttaningneg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective yak.

Nurttaningneg created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurttaningneg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurttaningneg, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurttaningneg's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nurttaningneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear kilts marked with yellow.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not prepare garlic while wearing trousers.

5. Never wear shirts.